Wednesday, November 24, 2010

2010 Ulsan Cup

The biggest foreign football tournament in Korea was held at the weekend in Ulsan, and we entered.

There were 16 teams in all, 4 in each group. All of the teams had mostly foreign players except for one, "the Korean team." One team dropped out last minute so they were allowed to enter to make up the numbers. Oh, and all their players are near professional.

Saturday was the group stages and we had the toughest group with the Koreans, Seoul and Won Shot Wanderers from Ulsan. Still we managed to finish 2nd, only losing to the Koreans.

Never play soccer against the Koreans, with a Korean ref. My word you've never seen such bias refereeing. Proper anti-waygook decisions. And the Koreans go down easier than Ronaldo. They're terrified of breaking a nail.

That night the organisers held a buffet for all the teams, then I went to watch the North London derby with the gaffer. "Gonna have an early one tonight gaffer, go home after the game." 3 am I was in KFC!

Next day was the knockouts. We got to the semi finals and were knocked out by Jeonju who went on to win the tournament without conceding a goal. They were quality.

Barry had to go to hospital. He clashed heads with their striker clearing a corner. He had to have staples in his head and half his tooth fell out.

But enough about how good they were, let's talk about how good Busan were.

3rd place playoff against the Koreans. Final score 1-1 and we beat them on penalties.

 We won a big trophy in a glass case. It's sat in my room. Looks beautiful in the morning sun. Keep that quiet though, the gaffer doesn't know were it is.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Vayz vs Vahz

One of the 1st weeks teaching in Korea and I'm in a Grade 4 lesson. I'm teaching them some new words, and up pops a classic word which separates British and American English...vase.

For anyone who doesn't know, Ronald McDonald would say Vayz and Queen Lizzie would say Vahz.

It's no secret that in Korea, people are more accustomed to an American accent than a British. So without wanting to confuse their 9 year old Kimchi loving minds, I said Vayz.

Since then I've adjusted the way I say many words. I say soccer instead of football, I say Mom instead of Mum, eraser instead of rubber, trash instead of rubbish. I was writing favourite on the board the other day, and I rubbed it out and wrote favorite instead.

I told some British friends about it at the weekend and they were shocked at my treachery to a language "that is ours!" How do you claim to own a language? It's like a dog saying "Well, we invented barking. So if you humans want to woof, you're going to have to pay us in scooby snacks."

As of yet, I haven't pointed out to my students that there are other pronunciations for some words. I've simply said it the American way. These kids have enough vocabulary shoved into their tiny little Kimchi loving heads without having to learn different ways of saying it. After all, I have a much better command of the English language and it's not hard for me to switch between Limey and Yanky Doodle English.

But yesterday my co-teacher gave me a ppt about Thanksgiving and asked me to read it to the kids. The last slide said "Thanksgiving is celebrated every November." I was quick in pointing out that it is celebrated in October in Canada.

I then felt like a bit of a hypocrite and like I haven't been teaching them British things for fear of sounding like a Brit with a chip on his shoulder.

How do you do it? I'm interested to know. Is Kev la a sell out? Should I speak British English and nothing else? Or would that also make me a sell out for not speaking Scouse?  Or am I doing the right thing? I'm interested to know how the rest of you feel.

Kev La

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Kev the Superstar

I was watching this video the other day, reminiscing about the good ol' days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISaOiO7jZFA&feature=fvst

A 5th grade girl came over to my desk, saw Alonso and said "Oh! Teacher, you?!" I nodded very nonchalantly.

Next thing, she goes and gets her mates, and 3 screaming girls come running into my office saying "Teacher! Teacher! Sign here!"

So I wrote Gerrard as though it was a signature, again very cool and calm as though I'd signed a million autographs before theirs.

They leave. 5 minutes later they come back with more friends wanting autographs. Without realising it I even signed the back of a girls photograph of her and her grandmother. I feel a bit bad about that.

It's so easy to tell these kids something which makes me look super cool.

We're using this video for one of our lessons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNubOGv_mg

I told the students that the guy with the brown hair, the first person you see on the video, that's me when I was 18.

"Wow! Kevin teacher Ga Su(Singer)!" Now they think I'm an international football star and in a British pop band! I'm cool with that. So long as they don't stick a guitar in my hand, they won't find out that all I can play is Mary Had a Little Lamb, and this little performance can happily continue.

Try it. Tell your kids something outrageous and see if you get away with it. Show them a video of Justin Timberlake and tell them he's your cousin. Or show them a video of a popstar they won't know and say it's you. It works a treat and is hilarious. And it gets you more Pepero (빼빼로).

Happy Pepero Day folks.

I was going to say Happy Remembrance Day but I'm not sure you can have a happy one.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween

Halloween in Korea. Everyone seems to know about it! I showed my kids a video on youtube of some cartoon characters singing Monster Mash and they loved it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA

Saturday night was the big night out here. Me and some of the lads I play footy with dressed as the 118 guys from the advert. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fdo6NupZsg
Andy went dressed as an injured 118. Mum if you're reading this, don't worry I'm not on crutches again.


Baz had been drinking since midday and was tanked! He's missing in the pic above because he was still in the restaurant chatting up the old lady.



We went down to Haeundae where 4 bars had Halloween events on. We had some food first in a bbq place. Baz stood outside for most of it asking people if they wanted a photo. And a few people actually came in to get a photo with us.


We met Shaz and Lena in the first bar, dressed as a gangster and a French Maid.


Some clown dressed his dog as a hot dog.


Scouse 118 got cramp from running around too much, but Gaz 118 was on hand to help!


Ross was THE MAN...


...until he passed out!


Somehow, this smile never got Kyle arrested.


There were some great costumes floating about the place. Check out this one!


I think possibly the best night out in Korea thus far. But it all got a bit much for me in the end...











Monday, October 11, 2010

A Few Hours In Little America

On Sunday, I made my debut for Busan United against the US army. The venue...Camp Walker, a US military garrison in Daegu.

So Sunday morning I wake up hanging and tired from Global Gathering the night before, and faced with the prospect of making my way down to Daegu to take on a team of soldiers who will probably be extremely fit and physical.

We were picked up at the station by one of the soldiers who looked like Zeus from the old WWF.



We arrived at the base about 3.30pm and it took us an age to get in. We had to wait in a fenced area with barbed wire around the top, while a soldier we had been assigned to signed us in with our ARC cards or passports. I didn't get the name of the soldier who signed me in, but he was Ghanaian and likened himself to Michael Essien.



Essien then gave his mate Dixon a call to come and pick us up and drive us to the pitch. At this point I'm thinking Sgt Bilko's gonna turn up in one of those open-top two seaters you see in the movies.


No. Dixon, a soft spoken Libyan who likens himself to George Weah, turns up in a brand new Ford truck. We get in, he puts on some very happy African music(I don't think there is any African music which doesn't make rainbows fly from the speakers), and drives us a 1 minute drive to the pitch.

As we are driving along we pass a library, a community centre, a youth centre, a church and even a bloody petrol station! When the soldiers arrive here they can hire cars such as the Ford we were in. And they're not all Korean either, there were many Fords and Chevys about.

The pitch served as a football, baseball and American football pitch. When we got to it, there was a softball game going on so our match was postponed till 5.30. So we went to Subway. I know, bonkers! They have a Subway on the base. Not just that, they also have a Taco Bell, a pizza joint and a supermarket. And when you buy something, they give you your change in US Dollars. 

Outside of the subway there were a bunch of cheerleaders. All of them daughters of the soldiers. The soldiers have their wives and children here but I don't know where they stay. Anyway, the cheerleaders were selling fairy cakes for charity. So I gave them a few hundred won and had myself a pre-match cake, you know, showed off the old English accent while I was there. They probably thought me and the Queen play Croquet on a Sunday.




As for the game, we won 7-1. I came on second half and played defensive mid the first 20, then centre back the rest of the half. The soldiers were very fit but they weren't physical at all. They moaned every time you got close to them. We didn't say anything though, they have guns after all!


After the match they put on a bbq. Lots of hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken, rice, juice. It was class! They did all the cooking and cleaning and running around and did their best to make sure we had everything we wanted.

When it was time to go Essien took me back to the gate and signed me out and Zeus gave us a lift to the station.

Those few hours I spent on that army base never felt like Korea, it felt like I was actually in America. It was all very laid back and I never saw one soldier in uniform, granted it was Sunday. It felt more like a place to relax than a place ready to jump into action should the North have one of her funny turns.






Sunday, October 10, 2010

Global Gathering

On Saturday, Global Gathering came to Seoul. A ton of us from Busan(부산), Daegu(대구), Daejeon(대전) and many other places around Korea, made our way up to Seoul(서울) for this dance festival.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o8efC9VhL4&feature=fvwk

The weekend started on Friday. I got the train straight after school up to Seoul, where this bird from Essex was waiting for me. We got a pizza, watched Law Abiding Citizen and had an early one ahead of the chaos waiting for us the next day.


The next morning we met up with Ruth's friends and some of the Daegu crew. Had ourselves some more pizza, stocked up on Soju(소주) and jumped on the shuttle bus to the venue.

It was held at Hangang (한강) park, on the river Han. It was tiny compared to the festivals back in the UK but lived up to all expectations. 

They had a small silent disco tent with wigs, hats and funky jackets provided. 


A drum game(which wasn't really a drum game, you just hit the 2 pads as fast as you can) which broke so we played rock, paper, scissors with the staff instead for the prizes. 


They also had a Dr Martens tent where we got some tattoos and won a bag.


As for the music, it really took off about 7pm when Idiotape came on. I've never heard of them but they're an "Electro Shoegazing Band" according to the internet...whatever that means like! I can't find a video of them from GG, but here's one of them with a bit of Blur's Song 2 which they did at GG.


Following Idiotape were the hotly anticipated Justice, who I think failed to live up to many people's expectations. I thought they were class but I don't know much about music. One of the front men looks like he should be in Harry Enfield's scousers.



Then the big man came on...Fatboy Slim! Yes people Norman has still got it. He was class. He never played much of his well known stuff, Right Here Right Now was played and he slipped a bit of Weapon Of Choice in there but that was about it.



Finally, at 1pm the God showed his face. Armin Van Buuren. This is the second time I've seen him live and both times have been class! He was better than Fatboy and he completely outclassed  Justice. Only problem is I never got to shake his hand a hundred times and tell him I want his babies this time. 


Anyone who's gonna be in Korea next October make sure you get yourself up to Seoul for Global Gathering. It's insane and the Koreans go nuts for it!

Kev




Thursday, October 7, 2010

Panda Dog

Last night I went for some Korean BBQ down Kyungsung with Calum and Jez, and afterwards for a few cheeky sodas in Thursday Party. As we were walking into Thursday Party, I saw a Panda. Yup, sat on the street, in the middle of one of Busan's most popular area was a panda...happy as Larry.


That isn't my own picture, it's one I found on Google. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera with me at the time to take a picture of this insanity!

The Panda wasn't alone. It had a collar and a lead. And on the end of the lead was a fat Korean bloke who'd probably had more Kimchi than Rooney's had grandmas!



Turns out it wasn't a Panda, but a dog who's had it's hair dyed to look like one. Jesus christ Korea!

Since I got here I've seen dogs with shoes on. Dogs with baseball tops on. I even saw one dog with a nappy on! No word of a lie! And now a fucking panda dog! Around it's eyes had even been dyed black. 

Apparently it's not uncommon out here. The clubs use them as promotion. Employ some poor bloke to stand outside their establishment with a canine that's been robbed of all it's dignity. I think that was the case last night.


A dog is a bloody dog! It licks it's balls and sniffs its mates ass! It doesn't need trainers or a colour co-ordinated dress!

If you see one of these, I would be forever grateful if you slapped the owner!

Kev



Sunday, October 3, 2010

Jinju Lantern Festival

On Friday, the Busan Metropolitan Office of Education sent about 40 of us English teachers to Jinju (진주) for the annual lantern festival held there. In the 16th century, the Japanese tried to invade Jinju. Scouts alerted Jinju's militia to the invasion by using lanterns. So every year thousands of Korean people come to Jinju to celebrate sticking it to the Japs!


Most of us went there straight from school. We were picked up by a coach outside the Lotte Department Store in Seomyeon. By the time we got to Jinju it was already dark. There were dozens of floating objects on the water, representing all forms of Korean culture, all waiting to light up at 8pm. When at last they did, there was a spectacular fireworks display which included flying bird shaped things with fireworks coming out of their arses, and a fireworks display coming of the bridge to make it look like a waterfall.




When the fireworks were finished, we were taken across a floating bridge to the other side of the river, where we bought lanterns, wrote our wishes on them, and put them into the Nam River (남강).





We were then hurried off to our accommodation for the night. We stayed at the Jukgok (족곡) Hemp Village museum, which, as you can imagine, got us even more excited ahead of our tour of the museum the next morning. Luckily, there was a karaoke machine in the kitchen and we had bought some ale from the shop on the way there. 


We needed the alcohol, because for our cultural experience we were sleeping in the traditional Korean way, on the floor. Not just any floor, a heated floor. Maybe heated is the wrong word. A burning floor! The thing was bloody roasting. But the Koreans swear by it because they say it is good for your health. The longer I stay in this country the more I realise that Koreans think everything Korean is good for your health. Korean men will drink a ton of Soju and smoke a forest of ciggies. But because they're Korean it's good for your health.



In the morning we were provided breakfast in the Karaoke kitchen. Salty fish (I could definitely get used to that), then given a fascinating tour of the Hemp museum. I love spending hungover Saturday's in a cloth museum!





This was followed by a fascinating trip around the Jukgok Bronze Age Museum. 



We were ahead of schedule, so on the way to a restaurant for lunch we stopped in a field full of flowers for some great photo opportunities. 


Our lunch was Jinju Bibimbap (진조빕빔밥), raw beef and rice. When we left the restaurant, we were given a small green fruit each in exchange for a ciggie from Calum by a crazy old lady. She then began drawing something on the road with her finger. Nuts!


All in all, a great couple of days :D







Seoul...WOW!

During Chuseok I took my first trip to Seoul, the capital city of Korea. The place is enormous! There are more than 12 million people in Seoul and 11 lines on the subway, which makes the subway map look like a plate of multicoloured spaghetti.

Once we arrived in Seoul we went to a pirate bbq restaurant for bbq pork, seafood and makoli. This was Ruth's millionth visit to the place so they gave us some free food and discount on the bill.


Down in Gangnam there are these really tall sort of lamp posts called media poles, stood at the side of the road. Dozens of them are lined up along the street. They have a touch screen and a camera. You can take a picture of yourself, add things little things to the photo like a clowns nose and so on. Then once you've finished, you can email it to someone for free.


The next day we went down to Insadong, a more traditional area of Seoul, there we watched a very funny Korean guy make traditional sweets, had tea in a Tea house and went to a Buddhist temple. 



We then took the subway to Itaewon. Itaewon has a big American military base and a mosque so has a large foreign community. There are a lot of street stalls, a Taco Bell, a street full of British antique shop, a Harrods and an English book shop called "What the Book?". If you head down to the mosque you find yourself in a small Muslim quarter. Here there are a whole bunch of Middle Eastern restaurants.



Just past the US military base is the War memorial and museum. The memorial marks the 60th anniversary of the Korean war, or forgotten war as it has been termed. Outside there is the memorial, which is a little similar to the memorial in Tiananmen square in Beijing for anyone reading who has been there. There are also poles dedicated for all the countries that helped South Korea during the war. There are dozens of tanks, planes, rockets and even a warship that were all used during the war. 






The last picture is particularly interesting. The two men are brothers. The older South Korean and the younger North Korean. The crack down the middle of the mound represents the country being divided. 

Inside the museum you are taken through the whole story of the war, from the Japanese surrendering the Korean peninsula through to the end of the war and South Korea's story thereafter. Most of it is in Korean unfortunately so you have to depend on the pictures a lot. They even have the torpedo which sunk the South Korean navy vessel near the North Korean border in March of this year on display. The museum is free, but there is a photo exhibition all about the DMZ that you can enter for 5,000 won. The War Memorial and museum are fascinating and for anyone making a trip to Seoul I highly recommend visiting them.

That night we ate pizza while watching Cemetery Junction then went out down Gangnam to meet some of Ruth's friends. We met them in a very arty farty bar, then went to a Sheesha place. That's right I was sat in a bar in Korea smoking Sheesha! Next to a picture of Lee Myung Bak and Kim Jong Il aswell! 



The night then took us to a bar called Woodstock across the road. This bar has one of the biggest CD collections I've ever seen and take requests as their playlist. 

The following day we went to the Seoul tower. It's on top of a hill and many people walk up the hill, but being the lazy buggers we are we took a bus up. At the top of the tower there are amazing views of the city. The windows have the names of famous cities from around the world printed on them, with their distance from Seoul. What's interesting is Pyongyang is given as being in North Korea, but Busan is given as being in Korea. 


After making it safely back down on the ground we headed for Yeouido(여의도). This is an island but you wouldn't think so as it's also the Wall street of Seoul, and were the once (for about 5 minutes) infamous Building 63 is, right on the Han river (한강). There is a small park here were you can rent bikes and cycle along the river.



Once again we went out. This time around Hongkip University (홍익대). This is a great area to go out in,  much like Seomyeon (서면) and KyungSung (경성대) in Busan. The only problem with this area, is that it's a bit too Western. The American influence really shows here. There is a park in the middle of Hongip where foreigners where having a party. People were driving in on motorbikes and joining the party. It was like being in an American Pie movie.


Still Seoul is an amazing place with so much to do. Anyone who is able to go there I highly recommend it. I will definitely be going back there soon.