Let me explain this revolutionary culinary treat to you. What do you see held in my hand? "A cup full of chicken Kevla" I hear you say. Well, a cup...spot on. Chicken...yes sir. A cup full of chicken...sorry, not quite.
Free your minds my friends and make sure you take a seat because this is going to rock your world!
At the top of the cup, resting on the rim, is another cup, maybe a quarter of the size of the outer cup, which contains the chicken. Filling the other three-quarters of the cup is cola.
You look gobsmacked, read that last paragraph again.
"Ah! But how do you drink the coke if the chicken is on top?" I hear you cry.
Well, for once it didn't take a futuristic piece of Korean technology to sort that little nag out. You simply put a straw in between the inner and outer cup...marvellous.
Why has no one thought of this back in Blighty? I come from a land that has produced some outstanding scientists and inventors such as; Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Alexander Graham Bell(Did you know that Mr. Alexander Gordon Bell was the first man to receive a telephone call from a wrong number?), Alexander Flemming, Bill Shankly; the list goes on. But not one of these so called "geniuses", with all their qualifications and claims to fame, had the nouse to make Col-pop.
Ladies and gentleman this could revolutionise the fast-food industry. Imagine it, school children buying a Col-pop for the bus ride home. Father buying his family a mid-afternoon Cal-pop while they're on holiday. You could even fill it with beer and sell it to the piss heads outside the clubs. The lazy bum students would love that!
I cannot believe that I have not come across this so far in the Western world. I honestly think that Cal-pop has the potential to be bigger than McDonalds and the Beatles.
Kevla
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